Classifieds

FREE  YORKSHIRE TERRIER 

 
8-years old.. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
 

FREE  PUPPIES:  
1/2  Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
 

FREE  PUPPIES…  
Mother,  AKC German Shepherd.
 
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
 

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG  
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
 
Better be a big reward.
 

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED  
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
 

NORDIC TRACK  
$300  Hardly used, call Chubby.
 

GEORGIA PEACHES  
California grown – 89  cents/lb.
 

JOINING  NUDIST COLONY!  
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
 

WEDDING  DRESS FOR SALE  
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. 
 

FOR SALE BY  OWNER  
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000  or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Thanks Krisgo