Reddit asks the question.   Here are a few of the answers:

• In third grade, I stole the lunchbox of a girl I had a crush on and threw it on the roof of the school. I was such a ladies man.
• Dumb girls. I used to chase them away from our lunch table with my boogers.
• In kindergarten I drew a Tepee and put swastikas all over it. When my teacher saw my artwork she was shocked and asked me where I saw that symbol. I told her it was on the big blimp (it was the Hindenburg) in my “how-to-draw Aircraft” book.  I thought they were cool symbols and didn’t know what they meant.
• I did something similar when I was younger. My little sister wanted a “tattoo” which meant she wanted me to draw on her with marker. So I drew a swastika on her forehead.
• I’d say I was 5 or 6 when I heard my teacher’s son had died, so I decided to make her feel better by drawing her son as a cowboy, and telling a story of how he died in a cool shoot-out. I genuinely couldn’t understand why it upset her.
• So when I was about 3 or 4 I learned I could move the chairs in the house around to get to things in high places. Things like delicious ice cream sandwiches from the freezer. So its late at night and I have a craving. I sneak into the kitchen and get to the box of ice cream sandwiches. Then a noise, I think I can hear them coming. I already moved the chair back to the table, where do I put the sandwiches. Something rectangle that the sandwiches will fit. I know the VCR. So I stuff the last 3 sandwiches into the VCR and go to bed. So the next day Dad had put a tape into the VCR and creamy goodness decided to come out of the front of VCR. I got in sooo much trouble the when I woke up that morning. My mom still talks about it to this day.
• I thought our pool table was covered in grass so I dragged the hose inside and watered it.
• When I was about 4 or 5, I wanted snow for my model train set, so I used an entire bottle of baby powder on the living room floor.
• I was a very strange child. I was very creative and liked to wear costumes and crazy outfits to school until I was in about 3rd grade. I also tried to change my name a lot and would get in trouble when my teachers would look to the class and ask “who is Tuna Summers?” “Where is Delilah Moonflower?”
• At my 3rd day care (yea that’s right. I got kicked out of the first 2 for taking off my clothes all the time) I was still in my “clothes are stupid” phase. I decided that I wouldn’t get in trouble anymore if everyone just understood how amazing it was to be naked. So I convinced about 8 more kids to get naked. I got in a lot of trouble.
• my sister and I went to a birthday party where we found the cake and ate all the icing off before it was served. Needless to say, we weren’t invited back to that house.
• I had to wash my mouth out with soap for saying “dang”(and my mom used Lava, frickin harsh)… I had heard Jethro say it on The Beverly Hillbillies…

What’s the weirdest thing you got in trouble for as a kid?