Not sure if I can get away with bringing it everywhere though
Thanks, Chef!
Could be worse – she could have killed a silk plant
By watering it, thinking it was real, and mildew ate it from the inside
Thanks, Michelle!
And this is why the nameless contributor
is no longer married
Thanks, DJ!
(oops)
This guy is an idiot
In the same aisle as the lightswitch, he would have found a Push Button Switch!!!
Sincerely, Me
I’m betting the anger subsided when finished
you can’t stay mad long once you have ice cream in your belly
Thanks, Chef!
Personally, I’d choose an Aston Martin Dealership
“Here’s our daughter, V8 Vantage”
Thanks, Michelle!
He may need to try a little harder
or lower his standards of perfection
Thanks, DJ!