Notice how they’re all sweaty or oily when they rip their shirts off. I guess this is supposed to be a serious scene. Too funny!
Thanks Bryant W
Former Prime Minister of Malaysia says 9/11 was staged
‘If they can make Avatar, they can make anything’
There is strong evidence that the Sept 11 attacks on the United States that killed nearly 3,000 could have been ‘staged’ as an excuse to mount attacks on the Muslim world, said Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad.
‘I am not sure now that Muslim terrorists carried out these attacks. There is evidence that the attacks were staged.
‘If they can make Avatar, they can make anything,’ the former prime minister told a press conference here yesterday after delivering his speech at the General Conference for the Support of Al-Quds to aid the Palestinians.
He said killing innocent people to provide an excuse for war was not new to the US.
‘But whether real or staged, the 9/11 attacks have served the United States and Western countries well. They have an excuse to mount attacks on the Muslim world,’ he added.
Thanks Marcus L
Sitting together on a train…
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks:
I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
Thanks Gene
What’s the most interesting, yet completely useless fact you know?
Reddit asks the question. Here are a few of the answers:
- More people die a year by coconuts falling on their heads than by shark attacks.
- Male angler fish latch onto females and slowly deteriorate into nothing more than a pair of balls so that the female angler fish can have fresh semen whenever she needs to reproduce.
- The moon rises 50 minutes later each day. That’s why it’s up during they day sometimes.
- A sunset is usually more brilliant than a sunrise because of the dust that’s kicked up by the sun heating the ground, creating thermals. The dust then refracts the light and creates colors in the sky.
- some south african frogs are known to change sex in a one sex environment
- A Piece of ivory can be shaped and molded once it has been soaked for a few hours in a mild acid like vinegar or beer.
- dill pickles light up when charged with an electrical current.
- “Light years” are only, actually, “years” relative to the speed of the observer (us here on Earth). Not because of the 365 day cycle of the earth we call a year, but because we’re moving at such a slower speed than light that we perceive time incredibly differently.
- Cats purr at a frequency of 27-44 Hz. This is approximately that of a diesel engine.
- A male calico cat is very rare.
- Futura was the first font on the moon.
- mules can’t reproduce
- Sharks die if you drag them backwards.
- Every single living thing on this planet with an ass and a mouth forms the asshole first in early development.
- starfish have no brains.
- Your nails are made of keratin.
What’s the most interesting, yet completely useless fact you know?
When insults had class
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
— Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
— Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
— William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
— Groucho Marx
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
— Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
— Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend if you have one.”
— George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second….. if there is one.”
— Winston Churchill to Shaw, in response
“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.”
— Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
— John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial”
— Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.
— Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
— Paul Keating
“He had delusions of adequacy.”
— Walter Kerr
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
— Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
— Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
— Oscar Wilde
Woman to Churchill. “If you were my husband, I’d give you poison.”
Churchill replied “If you were my wife, madam, I’d take it.”
Churchill replied “If you were my wife, madam, I’d take it.”
Thanks Gene
789 Chevy
1957, 1958 & 1959 All Rolled Into One!
This car was built by N2A motors (No Two Alike).
Unbelievable! The company is planning a production run of about 100 vehicles.. It sits on a Corvette C6 chassis, front styled like a 57 Chevy, side like a 58, rear like a 59. Hence the designation “789.”
Is this a hot looking car, or What !!!
You probably need to be at least 60 yrs old to really appreciate this!!!
789 Chevy…
Thanks Fabian
Nolan’s Cheddar
Be sure to watch it until the end. Surprise!
John Nolan is a UK animatronics expert, and the following 88-second short might be the most charming thing you see today. Love that blackout!
