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Eighteen pounds total and he’s up in a tree?

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

Not to mention what’s gonna happen when Mama bird returns

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Categories .Funny, Retro Tags camcorder, throwback, tree 1 Comment

If it moos back, it’s too rare anyway

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

then it will try to eat the salad

Thanks, Michelle!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bad, steak, waitress

What medal did she win though?

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

and what did she place?

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Police Tags glasses, Marathon, race

Imitation of life

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

and perhaps a caution to use plenty of napkins when eating

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags explodes, fruit, napkins

Oh Waldo, we hardly knew ye

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

Not that we could find you TO know you, but yeah

(various)

Categories .Funny, Celebrities Tags found, waldo, where

So that’s how they refill themselves

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

Very inefficient though – specifically when it takes two tow trucks to reset

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Categories .Funny, Cars / trucks Tags drink, firetruck, water

a Tweet about Relationships and Marriage

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

Not sure who to feel more sorry for

Thanks, Simon!

Categories .Funny, Relationships Tags husband, marriage, wife

Living with kids in the house, allegedly

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

And why I have cats, personally

Thanks, Michelle!

Categories .Funny, Kids Tags clean, house, too late

Not only do they taste bad, but they don’t freeze properly

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

And they only come in that one flavor

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags ice pop, lolly, soy

I’ll take “what chafes his butt” for $500, Alec

January 29, 2025January 14, 2025 by Mike

Have you heard of the new “John Wayne” toilet paper? Rough, Tough, and doesn’t take shit off anyone

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Medical Tags brush, chafe, toilet
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