I wish they put names on these photos. I’m lucky if I know who half of them are. Interesting none the less.
Celebrities
T’was the Night of Thanksgiving
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry.
He’d been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tiger’s ever more sordid tale, it was told.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasn’t hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didn’t call OnStar,
Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a skanky old porn star.
He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn’t a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If you’re going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid.
Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s of good cheer,
Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
Thanks Gene
Tiger Woods Update
Family photo
Note: Photshop may or may not be involved in this picture.
The official police report from the accident. Pictures too!
Chinese re-creation of Tiger’s Thanksgiving night.
Rumor has it that Mrs Woods found about Tiger’s womanizing and went on a rampage. Did anyone notice that there is no uproar about domestic violence in this case? Could it be because she’s a woman and he’s a man? Is that OK?
Also, do you think we should take up a collection to help Tiger pay his $164 fine for careless driving?