And the “Five Second Rule” doesn’t matter with a two second dog January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike And if the Roomba beats you to it, that’s how they gain Sentience Via +14
I’ll get on a diet one day. Today’s not that day January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike and tomorrow’s not looking good either (various) +10
Eighteen pounds total and he’s up in a tree? January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike Not to mention what’s gonna happen when Mama bird returns via +12
If it moos back, it’s too rare anyway January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike then it will try to eat the salad Thanks, Michelle! +17
What medal did she win though? January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike and what did she place? Thanks, DJ! +10
Imitation of life January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike and perhaps a caution to use plenty of napkins when eating Thanks, Chef! +10
So that’s how they refill themselves January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike Very inefficient though – specifically when it takes two tow trucks to reset via +12
Alain Delon stealing Mick Jagger’s Girlfriend, 1968 January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike No one’s girl was safe from that guy via +7
a Tweet about Relationships and Marriage January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike Not sure who to feel more sorry for Thanks, Simon! +11
Living with kids in the house, allegedly January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike And why I have cats, personally Thanks, Michelle! +9
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