The best babysitter

The best babysitter

Thanks Mike (from Spain)


The best things in life…

The best things in life2

Thanks Mike (from Spain)



Bad Cat

The wrong crowd

Thanks Mike (from Spain)


MVP Bumgarner gets truck with “technology and stuff”

The executive from the car company stumbled through handing over a new car to Giants star pitcher and used phrase ‘technology and stuff’ much to delight of tweeters.  Chevy executive Rikk Wilde presented Giants pitcher and 2014 World Series MVP Madison Bumgarner with the keys to a brand new truck. Things got a little awkward as Wilde stumbled through his kinda-but-not-really scripted presentation.


Twitter hammered poor Wilde. As the tweets piled up, #ChevyGuy started trending. Comparisons to Rob Ford and Chris Farley’s character in ‘Tommy Boy’ were thrown out there.

Also, the phrase “technology and stuff” is now a thing.


Thanks Tom

 Even more ChevyGuy meme’s here



Trying to escape



He Trashed The House When He Came Home Drunk

This is a story about a man waking up after a wild night in his home. He had no idea what his wife was going to do.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Halloween Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He doesn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he is feeling, he wonders if he did something wrong.

Opening his eyes, the first thing that he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose. Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirin and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts around it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick.

“Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!” – Jillian.

He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is hot breakfast, coffee, and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating. Jack asks, “Son… what happened after last night?”

“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

Confused, he asks his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”

His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘leave me alone, I’m married!’”

Broken coffee table: $239.99. Hot breakfast: $5.00. Two Aspirin: $.38. Saying the right thing at the right time… priceless!


Just how does this work?

How does this work

Thanks Gene


The Pretender

Pretend to be sober


Thanks PJ


Like a one-night-stand in reverse

Reverse one night stand



Quite the pests!

Lawyers are back



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