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The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number?” The grandmother said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” The operator replied, “Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.” After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.” The grandmother said, “Thank you, that’s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.” The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?” The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in 302. Nobody around here tells me shit.” Thanks DJ
A giant 40-foot whale shark from the Arabian sea was brought to a port city in Pakistan by a group of fisherman, according to the Daily Mail of London. Cranes were needed to lift the massive 8-ton shark from the water in Karachi, Pakistan.
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Trivia Tidbit: Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.
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Last week, a Christian group called One Million Moms called on JC Penney to fire new spokesperson Ellen DeGeneres because she’s gay. JC Penney then released a statement saying it stands by DeGeneres. Now, in a clip that will air on her show Wednesday, DeGeneres gives her two cents.
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A sweet little grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. In a weak, tremulous voice, she asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
