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Rockalilly almost signed me up for this

May 10, 2026 by Mike

Said I was the prettiest asshole she’s ever encountered

Gee, thanks babe!

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Categories Sex, Weird Tags asshole, contest, pretty 1 Comment

This is what you deserve for parking there

May 6, 2026 by Mike

via

+6
Categories Cars / trucks, Police Tags asshole, hydrant, parking 1 Comment

and most opinions, like assholes, stink

April 8, 2026 by Mike

thanks, Sarah!

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Categories Medical, Toilet Tags asshole, opinion, wrong

particularly with these comments most days

March 22, 2026 by Mike

and especially with the ones who use fake names and emails to cut and run

Sincerely, Me

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Categories Interesting, Personal Tags asshole, comment, Personality

and the doctors’ ones get better

March 7, 2026 by Mike

thanks, Bob!

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Categories Food & Drink, Jobs Tags asshole, bartender, doctor

Thankfully our orange cat is old and slow

November 20, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Shelly!

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Categories Animals, Oops Tags asshole, cat, orange 3 Comments

Not the guy from rocky horror.

October 19, 2025 by Mike

This guy’s horrors are more recent, and deserves to be “Putin” the ground

via

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Categories Politics, Retro Tags asshole, dictator, tyrant

My name is Mike and I’m an asshole

September 18, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, DJ!

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Categories Jokes, Parody Tags asshole, group, yell 1 Comment

I am both, and wear those labels very proudly

August 6, 2025 by Mike
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Categories .Funny, Medical Tags asshole, donor, organ 2 Comments

The wife says this should be on my gravestone

March 22, 2025 by Mike

I’m okay with that

thanks, Sarah!

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Categories .Funny, Relationships Tags asshole, debate, wrong
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