This is what you get when you order a pork sandwich in the Midwest
and there are yearly contests to see who can do the biggest
Thanks, Chef!
incidentally, that is exactly how I am going to die
petting something I shouldn’t
Thanks, Sarah!
Things tend to hurt more as we get older
and we don’t bounce like we used to
Thanks, DJ! (who sprained his finger on the “send” button)
The Health Conscious among us
and their perfect lives
(Various)
They’re all around us, and it’s inevitable
that we will run into them at every turn in life
Sincerely, Y’all’s favorite Asshole