And I bet he slapped it and exclaimed “That’s not going anywhere”. He was right.
And likely why I cannot keep my eyeballs still
Thanks, Chef!
19 years ago today I married this cutie
And she’s aged like fine wine – while I’ve curdled like bad milk
Sincerely, us
I’m too fat to appreciate this
Thanks, Sarah and “Coffee and a good book”
This is the first thing i will teach my parrot
Thanks, DJ!
me trying for the 1,232nd time to pull
The damn cat off the drapes
Thanks, Cathy!
