This seems legit
.Funny
Horsepower is how fast you hit the planter
Torque is how far you move the planter after you hit it
Thanks, Zach!
Taxi driver, Uber driver, even a package courier
Thanks, DJ!
That explains the blue colored poop
he kept wiping, and wiping, and wiping…
Thanks again, DJ!
This convenience store isn’t playing around
I would think the Marijuana users would be their best customers?
Thanks, Alan!
That may have been dropped on the floor
but that’s the most deli meat I’ve ever seen on a packaged sandwich!
Thanks, Chef!
Dad jokes I have come across while scouring
I’m sorry, and you’re welcome
(Various)