but that’s the most deli meat I’ve ever seen on a packaged sandwich!
Thanks, Chef!
.Funny
Dad jokes I have come across while scouring
I’m sorry, and you’re welcome
(Various)
Would the tea taste like meat or petroleum?
Whimsical tattoo at least
Thanks, Sarah!
Poor guy, Only wanted to achieve philanthropy
He made someone happy that day, at least
thanks, Michelle!
At least I’ve got something goin’ for me
(various)
Unless that wine is Champagne
and you mix it with orange juice
Thanks, Chef!
It only works if you pack her a bag
otherwise that’s exactly what she will do
Thanks, DJ!
Religion and Science never mix well
Especially when you add children into the mix
Thanks, Michelle!
This is what happens when
Math nerds and English nerds unite, and it could be the most poetic use of numbers I’ve ever seen.
Thanks, Karen!