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Well that’s a crappy proposal

March 8, 2025 by Mike

Talk about marriage in the sh!tter

via

Categories .Funny, Relationships Tags john, outhouse, portable 1 Comment

Maybe this meme will fare better

March 7, 2025 by Mike

than yesterday’s. and no more Bourdain jokes, I promise

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags big mac, prank, vegan 2 Comments

“You will regret that in the morning”

March 7, 2025 by Mike

“Not if I sleep until Noon”

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Categories .Funny, Jokes Tags exercise, regret, sleep 1 Comment

Anyone here have “Door Pants”?

March 7, 2025 by Mike

It’s just regular pants, on the coat tree by the door in case someone knocks

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Wardrobe Tags door, friends, pants

Then there is this knocking and no power

March 7, 2025 by Mike

and then it died

Thanks, Michelle!

Categories .Funny, Cars / trucks Tags dip, oil, stick

Has anyone seen Rockalilly?

March 7, 2025 by Mike

Never mind. I think I know where she is

Thanks, Target!

Categories .Funny, shopping Tags bar, margaritas, target 1 Comment

It is vital that little pudding not be disturbed

March 7, 2025 by Mike

And luckily it didn’t fall asleep on your lap when you had to pee

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Categories .Funny, Animals Tags cat, sleep, wake

Oh I really want this doorbell

March 7, 2025 by Mike

But sadly I live within an HOA

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Categories .Funny, Gadgets Tags doorbell, kaboom, ring 1 Comment

And it has to be made just like that

March 6, 2025 by Mike

with three pieces of toast, and the meat/cheese separated from the veggies

Thanks. Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags club, lunch, sandwich 2 Comments

She wasn’t going to let a stuck pedal

March 6, 2025 by Mike

ruin her performance or break her stride

Categories .Funny, Music Tags concert, piano, switch 2 Comments
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