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I would have followed her to hear

February 9, 2025 by Mike

that fruity conversation

Thanks, Sarah!

+14
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bored, call, party

Same with avocados – they hit ripeness between 3am and 3:15am

February 8, 2025 by Mike

when I’m asleep dreaming about perfection

Thanks, Chef!

+10
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags green, ripe, window

OMG the horror of hearing someone order

February 8, 2025 by Mike

WELL DONE steak at a high end restaurant

thanks, Michelle!

+12
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags blasphemy, chewy, well done 1 Comment

Depending on the accent, that could be a sexy salad

February 7, 2025 by Mike

Now to find a lady to describe that for me

Thanks, Chef!

+11
Categories Food & Drink, Sex Tags pillow talk, salad talk, sexy talk 1 Comment

Duly noted. Saved me from Danger

February 6, 2025 by Mike

thank goodness for that

Thanks, Chef!

+11
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bottle cap, drink, remove 2 Comments

and if I hold them at stomach level,

February 4, 2025 by Mike

No one would care that I’m fat and will want some as well

Thanks, Chef!

+12
Categories Food & Drink, Medical Tags buns, dessert, exercise 1 Comment

And this is why I no longer work for Starbucks

February 4, 2025 by Mike

she did ask

Thanks, DJ!

+11
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags coffee, dark, roast 1 Comment

One, Two, Freddy’s Cooking a Stew;

February 4, 2025 by Mike

Three, Four, Stick to the recipe more

via

+5
Categories Food & Drink, Movies Tags horror, slasher, stew 1 Comment

I can’t believe it’s not Stonehenge

February 3, 2025 by Mike

It butter be bigger than I think it is

Thanks, Chef!

+10
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags believe, butter, stonehenge

I can taste this picture. And that’s not a good thing

February 2, 2025 by Mike

yeah just, NO.

No Thanks, Chef!

+8
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags beans, cheesecake, yuck 5 Comments
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