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Burgess Merideth nailed it in Grumpy Old Men

March 6, 2025 by Mike

“For Breakfast…Bacon. Snack…Bacon. And I usually drink my dinner”

Thanks, DJ!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bacon, breakfast, DONUTS

Being a vegetarian is a huge missed steak

March 5, 2025 by Mike

I’m a Secondhand Vegetarian – Cow eats grass, I eat Cow

Thanks, Chef!

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Categories Animals, Food & Drink Tags heart, steak, veggies 5 Comments

Best thing for an infant – carbonated acidic sugar

March 4, 2025 by Mike

Just get a head start on that Type 2 Diabetes

Thanks, Chef!

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Categories Food & Drink, Kids Tags ad, retro, soda 2 Comments

I know some who will purposefully increase

March 3, 2025 by Mike

their insulin dose in order to gorge themselves on sweets

via

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Categories Food & Drink, Medical Tags candy, feet, shoes 1 Comment

That may have been dropped on the floor

March 2, 2025 by Mike

but that’s the most deli meat I’ve ever seen on a packaged sandwich!

Thanks, Chef!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags deli, floor, sandwich

Unless that wine is Champagne

March 1, 2025 by Mike

and you mix it with orange juice

Thanks, Chef!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags breakfast, juice, wine

I saw this, and my mind immediately

February 28, 2025 by Mike

told me what this tastes like. You’re Welcome

Thanks, Chef!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags baked, beans, chocolate 1 Comment

Bought some in a plastic tub once

February 28, 2025 by Mike

and spilled half of it trying to open the darn thing

Thanks, Sarah!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bag, spill, sugar

Found my new favorite flavor

February 27, 2025 by Mike

For all my American viewers, this is Tylenol

Thanks. Chef!

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Categories Food & Drink, Medical Tags aging, ice cream, tylenol 1 Comment

And then I can smell like Cumin and chile

February 26, 2025 by Mike

And sleep all warm and beany

Thanks, Chef!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags beans, burrito, wrap
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