That’s coming out of his paycheck I’m sure
Thanks, Chef!
Food & Drink
Whether you wanted it that way, or not
Any drink is an iced drink outside this week
Thanks, Sarah!
I can’t get that good mileage in my hyundai
Unless I’m going downhill
Thanks, Chef!
Imitation of life
and perhaps a caution to use plenty of napkins when eating
Thanks, Chef!
If it moos back, it’s too rare anyway
then it will try to eat the salad
Thanks, Michelle!
The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote:
“A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.”
(Various)
Not only do they taste bad, but they don’t freeze properly
And they only come in that one flavor
Thanks, Chef!
the passenger can brace themselves
whereas food is subject to gravity and lateral forces
Thanks, Chef!
