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Mike

I knew a Marine Biologist

January 25, 2025January 3, 2025 by Mike

his name was Gill

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags gill, micro, small 1 Comment

What is this world coming to?

January 25, 2025January 2, 2025 by Mike

probably like biting into cardboard

via

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags cookies, figures, gingerbread 2 Comments

They don’t make comedians like they used to

January 25, 2025January 2, 2025 by Mike

George was certainly one of a kind

via

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags burns, comedy, drink 1 Comment

Romance is in the air?

January 25, 2025January 2, 2025 by Mike

I’m not sure I want to know what’s in the box

(various)

Categories .Funny, Holidays, Sex Tags decorations, Olaf, Palms

B&P The Hump Day Picture Dump

January 25, 2025January 2, 2025 by Mike

and just so happens to be Christmas

(various)

Categories .Funny, Holidays Tags christmas, dump, hump 1 Comment

I’m pretty sure someone will still be offended

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

the gift that keeps on giving, you heathen.

via

Categories .Funny, Holidays Tags card, generic, offended 1 Comment

This is just wrong. so very wrong

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

Oat MILK? There is no Oat Nipple, how can there be milk?

Thanks, Melissa!

Categories Advertising, Holidays Tags don't, no, oat milk

found my christmas stripper name

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

now all I need is a convincing wig

via

Categories .Funny, Holidays Tags chunky, stripper name, tinsel

and tip your servers well

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

and all service industry workers

via

Categories .Funny, Holidays Tags mary, tardy, water

wait, Santa did what exactly?

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

I’d check the consistency of the “coal” for squishy feels

Thanks, Scott!

Categories Holidays, Wardrobe Tags fail, font, juxtaposition
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