2 thoughts on “Bartender? this isn’t what I ordered!”

  2. I had a coworker who, late one night, had a turkey suddenly fly up out of the ditch and smash into the windshield of his company van. The safety people insisted it was his fault as he should have been prepared to swerve out of the turkey’s path, at highway speed, in a split second. They made him take a class on “Recognizing and Avoiding Migrating Waterfowl.”

    For a turkey, which doesn’t migrate and isn’t waterfowl.

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