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Definitely me this past week

October 5, 2025 by Mike

Between the Triple Vaccinations, to three shots of cortisone in my shoulder – I’ve never felt my 53 years any more than last week. Aging isn’t for pussies, that’s for damn sure

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Categories Aging, Music Tags christmas goose, spring chicken 4 Comments

No thank you, for the love of God – Don’t

October 4, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Chef!

Categories Food & Drink, Weird Tags hamburger, hot dog, mashup 6 Comments

The Stupid, and the punny

October 4, 2025 by Mike

and be afraid – these people vote

Categories .Funny, Parody Tags people, puns, stupid 4 Comments

and the more we take it, the harder they dish it out

October 4, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Amy!

Categories Music, Politics Tags dish it, song, take it 1 Comment

when Ornithology meets the first amendment

October 4, 2025 by Mike

thanks, Sarah!

Categories Animals, Music Tags bird, Poem, song

Well he IS God’s most beautiful angel

October 4, 2025 by Mike

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Categories Religion, Sex Tags lucifer, sexy, statue 2 Comments

The lady that never ages, circa 1965

October 4, 2025 by Mike

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Categories Celebrities, Music Tags cher, retro, singer 1 Comment

Imagine sitting in a hospital waiting room

October 4, 2025 by Mike

and this hits you on the forehead from someone nearby trimming her nails

Happened to me the other day. ew.

Categories Medical, Weird Tags fingernail, forehead, gross 2 Comments

Those would definitely align her chakras

October 4, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Shelly!

Categories Medical, Police Tags chakra, crystals, meth

my favorite joke in high school french class

October 3, 2025 by Mike

and much more whimsical than that damn song

thanks, Chef!

Categories Education, Food & Drink Tags french, language, pun 1 Comment
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