The queen’s personal car is for sale
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth’s personal car is for sale. It’s a 2001 Jaguar Daimler Majestic V8 LWB with 14,000 miles on it.
More info on the car. The specially built car cost $99,310 when new. No selling price given. Serious inquiries only.
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Tarzan and Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
“Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said “Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree..”
Horrified, Jane said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
“Here,” she said, pointing to her privates, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed, “What did you do that for?”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”
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