How to liven up a bored bulldog by scrotum tickling

If you thought that the spoof documentary about dog shows, “Best in Show”, was a little exaggerated, think again. The reality of life in the upper echelons of showing pedigree dogs can be more bizarre than a film director could ever imagine.

A video taken at Crufts last weekend proves the point, but it needs a little explaining. A prize-winning Bulldog, according to the Kennel Club breed standard, ought to “convey an impression of determination, strength and activity”. The problem is: how to make a bored Bulldog look like this?

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The handlers in the show ring seem to have found a method, which as the video shows, has become almost universally popular: hold the dog’s head steady by grasping his collar with your left hand, and with your right hand, gently tickle the base of his scrotum. This action with the right hand is guaranteed to make any dog stand still, while adopting an understandably “questioning” facial expression. Apparently this can boost his prize-winning chances.

Of course, there may be an alternative explanation for the strange behaviour of the dog handlers, and if so, could someone please let me know?

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First week stats for Bad Bits

Here are the stats for the first week of Bad Bits.  It went live about 2 pm last Friday and I took this stat snapshot about 8 pm this Friday night (tonight), so trechnically it’s a few hours over from Friday to Friday.  But if you count all the down time it’s probably a fair estimate for the first week.

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