Just like Jumping the shark signified when Happy Days started it’s demise, Rob has created a website where people write in and tell about when they realized the romantic relationship was over.  Here are a few examples:

It was over when…

… I woke up, looked at my partner sitting on the edge of the bed and realized that I absolutely detested the shape of his head.  —Narie

… I heard him singing “Oklahoma” in the shower.  —Becky

… She offered me her ex-boyfriend’s jean shorts to sleep in. Her guest room was full of her ex-boyfriend’s clothes.  —Chad 
Aftermath: My first clue should have been that the guy before me abandoned an entire wardrobe to get away from this woman.

… He cried during the last “Lord of the Rings” movie.  —Kelly

… Less than year into our relationship I asked her why she didn’t seem to want to be around me in any way. No sex, no contact of any kind. She told me, “That’s what couples do: They stop having sex.”  —Aaron

… He said he’d “rather lose a finger than go bald.”  —Nicole
Aftermath: He was already going bald. I should have known something was wrong when he had to sleep with a hat on. We dated for two years, long distance.

… He cried when the Denver Broncos lost. He didn’t live in Denver, hadn’t gone to college there and had no money riding on the game. He never even played football.  —Nicole
Aftermath: It lasted about three months after that. I realized that I played more football than he did.

… At the end of dinner at a high-end restaurant, he blew his nose into a cloth napkin.  —Joanne

… My long-distance boyfriend and I took a holiday vacation together. He was sick and had the sniffles all weekend. The sniffling was annoying, but I cut him some slack since he was sick. On the last day of our trip, using his fingers, he combed boogers out of his protruding nose hair and ate them. It was over the second his fingers hit his lips.   —Adrienne

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