Bad Santa on Twitter
He’s bad and he’s loaded. Here are a few of his less graphic tweets:
- My wife’s over a thousand years old and will never die. Thank you, Satan. Because *that’s* fun.
- Hey Billy from Idaho, your letter says you want a PS3. Santa just changed it to “novelty calculator from Staples”
- Johnny from Kansas wants an XBOX. Aw! You deserve it after all the shitting-your-pants you’ve accomplished this year.
- Leaving carrots for my reindeer is real smart kids. The only thing that was missing from reindeer shit was fucking carrots.
- Don’t worry people. Don’t worry. Like I’m *not* going to shit in Kanye’s stocking.
- Hey Timmy from Utah. Your parents are unemployed. Let’s change “iPod” to “shitty $10 mp3 player you can buy at a gas station”
- It’s Friday night and Santa’s drunk. Let’s punt some elves.
- Guess who’s totally not getting laid tonight because his wife’s totally being a bitch? Rhymes with Manta Blaws.
More at Loaded Santa if you dare.
Movie tickets sold vs Gross ticket sales
What happens when you list movie box office results by number of tickets sold instead of dollars?
Here are the all time top ten movies and their box office stats: