incidentally, that is exactly how I am going to die
petting something I shouldn’t
Thanks, Sarah!
Things tend to hurt more as we get older
and we don’t bounce like we used to
Thanks, DJ! (who sprained his finger on the “send” button)
The Health Conscious among us
and their perfect lives
(Various)
They’re all around us, and it’s inevitable
that we will run into them at every turn in life
Sincerely, Y’all’s favorite Asshole
To be fair, it was only my third trip to the bar
And I had yet to hit the seafood portion
Thanks, Chef!
The Classic Story; beat Cancer and go on a crime spree
and leave others’ hairs all over the place
Thanks, DJ!
Some you get advertisements for their pyramid schemes
or sales pitches for makeup, food storage, water filtration…
Thanks, Michelle!