A Democrat walks into a bar…

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, “You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached.”

The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. “Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!”

“Listen, I’m the customer, so I’m always right.” the man says. “That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down.”

That tears it,” the bartender says, “How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?”
“Well, you’d be the customer, so you’d be right,” the man says.
“Fine, then let’s switch places,” the bartender says.
So, they do. The man takes the bartender’s place behind the bar, and the bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, “You should take that pin off. The Democrats are destroying our country with their liberal agenda.”
“Sorry,” the man says, “but we don’t serve Republicans here.”
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Overheard on the bus…

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more, “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly. “In this country. we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who’sa talkin’abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my friend a how to spell ‘ Mississippi ‘.”

Thanks Gary J

Crazy weather here in St. Louis

Temp in stlYesterday was one of those crazy weather days here in St. Louis. I had to run a couple of errands after getting off work about 2:30 yesterday. It was so nice out. The temperature was 73° degrees (F). I thought about getting Charlotte (my Harley) out whern I got home and taking a little ride. Then things started to change. And I mean rapidly change. By the time I got home… an hour or so later the temop had dropped to about 40°F and it was raining. Within another hour it was snowing. The temp was 20°F by 5 pm. It got down to 13° overnight.

We only got a dusting of snow, but a winter storm is predicted for tomorrow (Thursday) afternoon and night. They’re talking anywhere from 4–10 inches when it’s all said and done. I’ll be glad when it’s done.