You gotta hand it to FEMA, they’re doing a heckuva job.
Smart kid
“What’s the usual tip?” a man growled when, Jason, a college boy delivered his pizza.
“Well,” Jason replied, “this is my first delivery, but the other guys said if I got a quarter out of you, I’d be doing great.”
“Is that so?” grunted the man. “In that case, here’s five dollars.
” “Thanks,” Jason said, “I’ll put it in my college fund.”
“By the way, what are you studying?” questioned the man.
Jason replied, “Applied psychology.”
Birthday bath at Burger King
A teenage employee celebrated his birthday by taking a bath in the utility sink at the Burger King in Xenia.
Burger King Corp. said, “We have sanitized the sink and have disposed of all other kitchen tools and utensils that were used during the incident. We have also taken appropriate corrective action on the employees that were involved in this video.
Additionally, the remaining staff at this restaurant is being retrained in health and sanitation procedures.”
