the count keeps rising year after year

  • May 4, 2025 (courtesy u/MrMischiefVIP): 47 year old Florida Man (Cape Coral) comes in as the first reported incident of a person injured by a bison in 2025. He came in with a Goring Score of May 4, 2025 @ 3:15 PM near Lake Village. He sustained minor injuries and was treated by emergency personnel. No video has surfaced of this incident, downgrading the score slightly. Press Release (May 7, 2025). Good Morning America (May 8, 2025). The Fluffy Cows strike first and are in the lead with 1 point!
  • June 10, 2025 (courtesy u/TheSilverNail and u/BozoTheTown): Park officials stated in a news release that at about 9:45 a.m. in the Upper Geyser Basin at Old Faithful, the man [30 years old, Randolph, NJ], was gored by a bison after a large group of visitors approached it too closely. The man, who was visiting from New Jersey, had minor injuries. He was treated and taken from the scene by emergency medical personnel…This is the second reported incident of a person injured by a bison at Yellowstone in 2025. Press Release (June 10, 2025); NBC Montana. The Fluffy Cows continue to “run-down” their competition! They have scored another point!
  • August 6, 2025 (courtesy u/jimbozak): A man was caught on camera [July 24, 2025] taunting a full-sized bison at Yellowstone National Park in the hopes of getting its reaction. NPS spokesperson Linda Veress stated in an email to USA TODAY on Aug. 7 that, while she “cannot confirm this video,” it has been “forwarded to rangers for investigation.” “It was really close, man. I think it liked me, actually,” he could be heard telling someone off-camera.” New York Post Moderator Note: While this is not a “goring” incident, this is being included here because the guy in the video is quite clearly a moron. For being a moron, taunting the Fluffy Cow, being able to escape with no injuries, and the fact I cannot find any information on him other than him being a ‘”bozo” tourist’ (NY Posts words, not mine), he earns a half score* for the Tourists.

Back when we had some real leadership

In January 2009, at a time of deep political division and economic crisis, an unparalleled meeting occurred in the Oval Office. Outgoing President George W. Bush invited his successor, Barack Obama, and all living former presidents—Jimmy Carter, George H. W. Bush, and Bill Clinton—for a private lunch.

The resulting photograph is more than a collection of famous faces; it is a powerful lesson in American democracy. Five men, whose campaigns and policies had often placed them in direct opposition, sat together as custodians of a single, enduring office. They represented nearly four decades of national leadership, embodying the principle that political power is temporary, but the republic is permanent.

President-elect Obama later reflected that the meeting was a humbling reminder of being “part of something bigger than ourselves.” This gathering, unique in its spirit of camaraderie at a moment of transition, stands in stark contrast to the partisan battles that define so much of political life. It captures a rare and essential truth: that the peaceful transfer of power is the ultimate triumph of the system they all served.