(various)
Wardrobe
♫ Satin sheets to slide on ♫
Thanks, DJ!
Everyone has that one favorite Shirt
That makes them feel their most Sexy…
Thanks, Kat!
I cannot tell whether this was to fix a broken nose
or to protect it from being broken
Thanks, Melissa!
Back the thin yellow line
Thanks, Wanda!
Fitting room? Nope, I’ll just try it here
And a lesson as to why you wash your clothes before wearing for the first time
Thanks, Scott!
He would be the darling of the locker room
catcalls and wolf whistles all around
Thanks, Sarah!
Anyone here have “Door Pants”?
It’s just regular pants, on the coat tree by the door in case someone knocks
Thanks, DJ!
(Insert ominous music here)
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
Thanks, Jeff!