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Bad Santa on Twitter

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He’s bad and he’s loaded.  Here are a few of his less graphic tweets:

  • My wife’s over a thousand years old and will never die. Thank you, Satan. Because *that’s* fun.
  • Hey Billy from Idaho, your letter says you want a PS3. Santa just changed it to “novelty calculator from Staples”
  • Johnny from Kansas wants an XBOX. Aw! You deserve it after all the shitting-your-pants you’ve accomplished this year.
  • Leaving carrots for my reindeer is real smart kids. The only thing that was missing from reindeer shit was fucking carrots.
  • Don’t worry people. Don’t worry. Like I’m *not* going to shit in Kanye’s stocking.
  • Hey Timmy from Utah. Your parents are unemployed. Let’s change “iPod” to “shitty $10 mp3 player you can buy at a gas station”
  • It’s Friday night and Santa’s drunk. Let’s punt some elves.
  • Guess who’s totally not getting laid tonight because his wife’s totally being a bitch? Rhymes with Manta Blaws.

More at Loaded Santa if you dare.

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We’re all a twitter

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ConnecttwitterI signed up on twitter. 

I’m trying to have all the posts automatically sent to the twitter account.

My twitter username is 1bitsandpieces

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Update:  We may not be all a twitter.  After activating the plugin I couldn’t access B&P.  So I deactivated the plugin.  I’ll try it again later and see if it’s still a problem.  I want to be able to automatically send the B&P posts to twitter.  I might have to look for a different plugin.

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