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and saved the ozone layer in our bedroom

April 25, 2026 by Mike

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Categories Home, Toilet Tags duct, fart, gas

I feel for those who had to do this in 2020

April 18, 2026 by Mike

With a toilet paper shortage

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Categories Medical, Toilet Tags colonoscopy, prep, regret 1 Comment

Which is interesting how they take revenge

April 12, 2026 by Mike

A friend’s wife didn’t change it, and merely draped three squares on top

thanks, Bob!

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Categories Relationships, Toilet Tags paper, revenge, wife 3 Comments

and most opinions, like assholes, stink

April 8, 2026 by Mike

thanks, Sarah!

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Categories Medical, Toilet Tags asshole, opinion, wrong

Environmental health regulations were different then

March 23, 2026 by Mike

thanks. Chef!

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Categories Food & Drink, Toilet Tags fart, milkshake, waitress 1 Comment

My Grandpa ate lots of prunes.

March 20, 2026 by Mike

Thanks, Barney!

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Categories Family, Toilet Tags fart, finger, pull 1 Comment

we won’t mention that it’s mixed with oil

March 16, 2026 by Mike

Gracias, Chef!

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Categories Food & Drink, Toilet Tags mexican, oil, queso

some days it’s a typhoon in the loo

February 28, 2026 by Mike

Sincerely, Me

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Categories Toilet, Weather Tags pee, rain, thunder

Or better yet – it reveals how full of shit we are

February 12, 2026 by Mike

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Categories Food & Drink, Toilet Tags scale, Shit, weight 6 Comments

backed up enough to fill a 100 acre wood

February 6, 2026 by Mike

thanks, Steve!

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Categories Parody, Toilet Tags backup, pooh, sewer 1 Comment
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