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Johnny Carson singing with the Rat Pack

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This show featuring Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr., the trio know as the Rat Pack was filmed at the Kiel Opera House in St. Louis Missouri in June of 1965.  Johnny Carson, host of The Tonight Show, was the M.C. and this may be the only time Carson sang on stage. 

The song:  Birth of the Blues.  Quincy Jones conducted the Count Basie Band.

Here is the video full screen.

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Rodney Dangerfield

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