Politics

Want coffee…

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An Indian walks into a small prairie town cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter, ‘Want coffee.’
The waiter says, ‘Sure, Chief, coming right up.’ He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns…….
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, ‘Want coffee.’
The waiter says ‘Whoa!! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday and what was that all about, anyway?’
The Indian smiles and proudly says, ‘Training for position in U.S. CONGRESS…. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.’

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Obama fan

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 A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

 The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.. 

Little Johnny says, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’

The teacher says, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’

Johnny says, ‘Because I’m a Republican & Obama doesn’t honor our U.S. flag.’

The teacher asks him why he’s a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, ‘Well,  my mom’s a Republican and my dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican’

The teacher asks, ‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’

With a big smile, Little Johnny replies, ‘That would make me an Obama fan .’

Thanks Gene

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