A murder mystery

I posted this a while back.  That Gene Dude sent it to me again.  It’s worth a repost for those who may have missed it.

Sq6_red_is_for_murderFor those who have served on jury… this one is something to think about…Just when you think you have heard everything!!  Do you like to read a good murder mystery? Not even Law and Order would attempt to capture this mess. This is an unbelievable twist of fate!!!!

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, (AAFS)   President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal  complications of a bizarre death. 

Here is the story:  On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus, and concluded that he  died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of
a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.

As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window,  which killed him instantly.  Neither the shooter nor the deceased  was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun! The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.   When one intends to kill subject ‘A’ but kills  subject ‘B’ in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject  ‘B.’

When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun.  He had no intention to murder her. Therefore, the  killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had  been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun
about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s
financial support and the  son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly,
loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.  Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn’t actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now for the exquisite twist… Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus.  He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself. So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

Thanks Gene

Cucumber thefts have police in a pickle

ThefcucumMore than $10,000 worth of cucumbers have been stolen in 11 separate robberies in the past three months.

Thieves have targeted market gardens north of Adelaide (Australia), with police saying the latest robbery – of 50 bags of cucumbers – was reported from a glasshouse at Virginia at the weekend.

“The issue with the cucumber is how do you and I tell who owns a different cucumber?,” SA Police Chief Inspector Kym Zander told ABC Radio on Wednesday.

“We’re having difficulty establishing where they (the cucumbers) are going.”

Bitsy and Ana….. Do you have anything you need to tell us?

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How does it feel? To Not Be Recognized, Bob Dylan?

To be on your own…Bob_Dylan Like a complete unknown.
   
That’s how rock legend Bob Dylan was treated by police in one New Jersey shore community last month when a resident called to report someone wandering around the neighborhood.
   
Dylan was in Long Branch, N.J., on July 23 as part of a tour with Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp that was to play at a baseball stadium in Lakewood that night.
   
Long Branch business administrator Howard Woolley says a 24-year-old police officer was apparently unaware of who Dylan was and asked him for identification.
   
The singer wasn’t carrying any, so police took him back to his hotel, where tour staff vouched for him. No charges were filed.
   
How did it feel? A Dylan publicist did not immediately return a call seeking comment Friday.

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