Police

Proof that cops do care

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I really get upset when people come down on cops, saying that they do not care.

 Here is a story that shows that not all cops are in that category.

Police car The Joplin, Mo., Police Department reports finding a man’s body last Saturday in Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant.

 The dead man’s name will not be released until his family has been notified.

 The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Riverton, Ks.

 He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.

 The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

 The Police do care.

Thanks Gene

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Cutest 911 call you’ll ever hear

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Jason Bonham answered a 911 call at the Hancock County, Indiana dispatch. On the line was a five-year-old named Savannah Hensley who reported that her father had trouble breathing. An ambulance was dispatched, and Frank Hensley’s life was saved by her calm but adorable call.

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Where’d you get that lotion?

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LotionA Massachusetts man allegedly stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in his pants during a shoplifting tear at a Bath and Body Works store, police charge. Chamil Guadarrama, 30, was busted Wednesday at the Eastfield Mall in Springfield as he sought to flee with the hot lotion. Guadarrama, pictured in the mug shot at right, was quickly apprehended by security guards. Police noted that Guadarrama “had a hard time running and was extremely bowlegged.” While the items each contained eight ounces of lotion, they likely weighed about a pound each due to their glass bottles (to keep the lotion from sliding out the bottom of his pant legs, Guadarrama had tied string around his ankles). Police reported that the lotion haul, seen in the below evidence photo, was worth $787.50. Guadarrama was charged with larceny in connection with the foiled lotion heist.

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