I started painting everything green, therefore I’m on a Dye-it
thanks, Sarah!
Medical
“Excuse me, did you bring enough for the whole class?”
some days is like a Pez dispenser
Thanks, Sarah!
A bit of a Gassy Post for your Sunday
Best open a window while viewing
(various)
And the lisp at the end says you need them
Substitooth sounds like a bad song from The Who
Thanks, DJ!
Cucumbers are refreshing and ease stress
Meanwhile, my stress requirement:
Thanks, Chef!
Running (Nose), Tumbling (down the stairs), Jumping (to conclusions)
Those count as exercise, Right?
Thanks, Michelle!
I’ll get on a diet one day. Today’s not that day
and tomorrow’s not looking good either
(various)
I’ll take “what chafes his butt” for $500, Alec
Have you heard of the new “John Wayne” toilet paper? Rough, Tough, and doesn’t take shit off anyone
Thanks, DJ!
