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If the description was true to the name

December 22, 2024 by Mike

PINE apple! Get it?

thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags fruit, pineapple, tree 3 Comments

And the neighbors’ if you use enough

December 22, 2024 by Mike

Be sure to rinse well

Thanks, Scott!

Categories .Funny, Gadgets Tags clean, disinfect, soap 1 Comment

The lot of you are lucky I didn’t have your addresses

December 22, 2024 by Mike

Particularly when the website was down

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Blogging, Internet Tags banned, memes, social media

3:57am to be exact

December 22, 2024 by Mike

but that’s when I do my best thinking anyway

via

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags cpr, giraffe, insomnia

Combination Boots and Jeans

December 22, 2024 by Mike

I present – JOOTS!

thanks, Michelle!

Categories .Funny, Wardrobe Tags boots, jeans, pants 2 Comments

hopefully that’s just the bicycle seat

December 22, 2024 by Mike

Or it’s the new position – Bicycle Style!

via

Categories .Funny, Advertising Tags bicycle, fail, juxtaposition

what does the bottom one taste like?

December 21, 2024 by Mike

wheelchair grease, perhaps?

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags drink, fountain, handicap

just don’t shoot the messenger

December 21, 2024 by Mike

or string me up by my nostrils

Thanks, DJ!

(go after him instead, please)

Categories .Funny, Sex Tags children, first, women

someone would still have to make some

December 21, 2024 by Mike

unless they were waiting for someone to make some

thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags coffee, level, pot 1 Comment

Now if I could just find the scissors

December 21, 2024 by Rockalilly

And move the cat from the middle of the wrapping paper…

Thanks, Jaime!

Categories .Funny, Holidays, shopping Tags cats, christmas, holidays, where did i put that, wrapping 1 Comment
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