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perhaps that is for when you show the bill?

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

it is an investment up in smoke, after all

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Medical Tags cremation, death, defibrillator 1 Comment

If the salad screamed, would you still eat it?

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Bacon is Eco-friendly, Pigs will eat anything

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bacon, plants, vegetarian 3 Comments

This is going to be my answer for everything

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

And should be the stock answer from most politicians

via

Categories .Funny, News Tags criminal, drinking, response 1 Comment

Sociopath test. How many of you passed this?

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

And what decisions were made in the process?

via

Categories .Funny, Interesting Tags apple, knife, slice 4 Comments

You can’t convince me these aren’t related

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Actions beget consequences

via

Categories .Funny, Cars / trucks Tags drinker, driver, student

And you never know when you will be, either

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

And the fancier the mattress, the longer it takes to refill with air

via

Categories .Funny, Gadgets Tags air, floor, mattress

Truth in Advertising

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

That may be, but I WANT it.

Thanks, Gene!

Categories .Funny, Advertising Tags need, Shit, want 1 Comment

And the lisp at the end says you need them

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Substitooth sounds like a bad song from The Who

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Medical Tags dentures, lisp, tooth

Me too. Wait, I’d do ANYTHING for sex

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Cook, Clean, whatever it takes, really

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Sex Tags barter, cook, sex

A bit of a Gassy Post for your Sunday

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Best open a window while viewing

(various)

Categories .Funny, Medical Tags fart, flatulence, gas
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