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Thanks to the Ethiopian farmer, we can face the days

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

and our coworkers can survive us

Hey look – it’s me after coffee!

I’m not sure what to be more worried about; her consumption of coffee or of wine

(Various)

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags coffee, goat, magic bean 3 Comments

It’s a jungle out there

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Rockalilly

…or a glacier. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe. Saw this scene on the way to Florida this morning.

Thanks, Kari

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Categories .Funny, Movies, Weather Tags cold, cora, ice age, scrat, snowmageddon 2025

and it beat the truth out of me

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

public transportation is a cruel mistress

via

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Categories .Funny, Sex Tags bondage, public, train 2 Comments

It’s because you are traveling faster than digestion

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

and if you go westward and cross a time zone, that becomes last hour’s snack

Thanks, Sarah!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags junk, snack, velocity

perhaps that is for when you show the bill?

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

it is an investment up in smoke, after all

Thanks, DJ!

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Categories .Funny, Medical Tags cremation, death, defibrillator 1 Comment

If the salad screamed, would you still eat it?

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Bacon is Eco-friendly, Pigs will eat anything

Thanks, Chef!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bacon, plants, vegetarian 3 Comments

This is going to be my answer for everything

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

And should be the stock answer from most politicians

via

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Categories .Funny, News Tags criminal, drinking, response 1 Comment

Sociopath test. How many of you passed this?

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

And what decisions were made in the process?

via

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Categories .Funny, Interesting Tags apple, knife, slice 4 Comments

You can’t convince me these aren’t related

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Actions beget consequences

via

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Categories .Funny, Cars / trucks Tags drinker, driver, student

And you never know when you will be, either

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

And the fancier the mattress, the longer it takes to refill with air

via

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Categories .Funny, Gadgets Tags air, floor, mattress
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