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You can’t convince me these aren’t related

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Actions beget consequences

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Categories .Funny, Cars / trucks Tags drinker, driver, student

And you never know when you will be, either

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

And the fancier the mattress, the longer it takes to refill with air

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Categories .Funny, Gadgets Tags air, floor, mattress

Truth in Advertising

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

That may be, but I WANT it.

Thanks, Gene!

Categories .Funny, Advertising Tags need, Shit, want 1 Comment

And the lisp at the end says you need them

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Substitooth sounds like a bad song from The Who

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Medical Tags dentures, lisp, tooth

Me too. Wait, I’d do ANYTHING for sex

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Cook, Clean, whatever it takes, really

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Sex Tags barter, cook, sex

A bit of a Gassy Post for your Sunday

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Best open a window while viewing

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Categories .Funny, Medical Tags fart, flatulence, gas

Funny, I don’t recall having any surgeries

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

yet here I am, resetting passwords

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Categories .Funny, Prank Tags login, password, reset

Offering no side effects whatsoever, they wake and it’s business as usual

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Peace and Quiet for several precious hours

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Kids Tags neck, pinch, vulcan 2 Comments

One is clearly more excited about theirs

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

The other? One can pretty much guess their nickname

Thanks, Gene!

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags head, heart, penis

I would love to find the toilet this way

March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

but with my luck, the blow would be gone with the first activation of the hand dryer

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Signs Tags blow, money, toilet
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