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once bitten twice shy it seems

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

he learned well the first go-around

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Relationships Tags dating, drinking, nevermore 2 Comments

and rub my feet, hand me the remote…

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

and of course bring me the cat(s)

Thanks, Sarah (who we are unlikely to see until Summer)!

Categories .Funny, Weather Tags needs, please, women

Quirky meteorological maps and phenomena

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Weather people roll more dice than Vegas

And this one is called “Your Hot Pocket when the microwave turntable is broken”

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Weather Tags cold pocket, hot pocket, microwave

that’s the same shape as MY cat.

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

and me, for that matter

via

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags art, life, sign 1 Comment

and it will continue through March, easily

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

and let’s face it – there’s no elegant way to turn a 4 to a 5

via

Categories .Funny, History Tags checks, dates, years

hand the phone to a child and say “it’s santa”

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny Tags blocked, robocall, spam

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like in our house

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Rockalilly

picture this, but live. For background, “Ice” in the first text referred to a website that had been offline for a few days.

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Categories .Funny, Internet, Jokes, Music, Quotes, Relationships Tags Ice, Ice ice baby, Relationship goals, Text, Vanilla ice

could be worse

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

“Reeeeeeeeeeee”

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Cars / trucks Tags closed caption, formula 1, race

“I’d also like to shoot, frame, and hang you”

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Elijah!

Categories .Funny, Photography Tags hang, nudity, shoot

Name this flavor!

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Krisgo
Thanks Stacy
Categories .Funny, Weather 5 Comments
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