.Funny
This is what you get when you order a pork sandwich in the Midwest
and there are yearly contests to see who can do the biggest
Thanks, Chef!
Things tend to hurt more as we get older
and we don’t bounce like we used to
Thanks, DJ! (who sprained his finger on the “send” button)
incidentally, that is exactly how I am going to die
petting something I shouldn’t
Thanks, Sarah!
They’re all around us, and it’s inevitable
that we will run into them at every turn in life
Sincerely, Y’all’s favorite Asshole
The Health Conscious among us
and their perfect lives
(Various)
To be fair, it was only my third trip to the bar
And I had yet to hit the seafood portion
Thanks, Chef!
