Bacon is Eco-friendly, Pigs will eat anything
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Food & Drink
It’s because you are traveling faster than digestion
and if you go westward and cross a time zone, that becomes last hour’s snack
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Thanks to the Ethiopian farmer, we can face the days
and our coworkers can survive us
Hey look – it’s me after coffee!
I’m not sure what to be more worried about; her consumption of coffee or of wine
(Various)
math can be stupid at times
that’s the wrong ratio from box to waist
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How to Make a Minions Pizza
Your results may vary.
And in lieu of crushed peanuts, add sawdust for an authentic look
Look at how shiny they turned out
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WHAT SORT OF MONSTER DOES THIS?!?!?
this is why workplace violence exists
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And I shall drink to that
Because no good story ever started with a glass of milk
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But then again, probably not at the moment
That’s coming out of his paycheck I’m sure
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Whether you wanted it that way, or not
Any drink is an iced drink outside this week
Thanks, Sarah!