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I can’t get that good mileage in my hyundai

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

Unless I’m going downhill

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags efficient, gallon, miles

Imitation of life

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

and perhaps a caution to use plenty of napkins when eating

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags explodes, fruit, napkins

If it moos back, it’s too rare anyway

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

then it will try to eat the salad

Thanks, Michelle!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bad, steak, waitress

The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote:

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

“A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.”

(Various)

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags donut, hole, mustard

Not only do they taste bad, but they don’t freeze properly

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

And they only come in that one flavor

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags ice pop, lolly, soy

the passenger can brace themselves

January 29, 2025January 14, 2025 by Mike

whereas food is subject to gravity and lateral forces

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags paramount, pizza, safety 2 Comments

caption contest – name this without using a medical term (too easy for that)

January 29, 2025January 14, 2025 by Mike

nothing coronary, artery, chronic, heart attack, etc.

via

Categories Food & Drink, Medical Tags bacon, burger, grilled cheese 23 Comments

My kind of Layering

January 29, 2025January 13, 2025 by Krisgo
via
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink 3 Comments

That’s one tough cookie

January 29, 2025January 12, 2025 by Mike

and amazing that it held together!

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink, Sports Tags hockey, oreo, puck

I’m not sure I want to know

January 29, 2025January 12, 2025 by Mike

Congratulations, I guess?

Thanks (I think), DJ!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink, Medical Tags finger, fries, Mcdonalds 3 Comments
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