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And in lieu of crushed peanuts, add sawdust for an authentic look

January 24, 2025January 23, 2025 by Mike

Look at how shiny they turned out

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags apples, poison, tar 3 Comments

WHAT SORT OF MONSTER DOES THIS?!?!?

January 24, 2025January 23, 2025 by Mike

this is why workplace violence exists

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags doughnut, horror, taster 2 Comments

And I shall drink to that

January 24, 2025January 22, 2025 by Mike

Because no good story ever started with a glass of milk

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags answer, beer, question

But then again, probably not at the moment

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

That’s coming out of his paycheck I’m sure

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags beer, oops, spilled

Whether you wanted it that way, or not

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

Any drink is an iced drink outside this week

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags cold, drink, iced

I can’t get that good mileage in my hyundai

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

Unless I’m going downhill

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags efficient, gallon, miles

Imitation of life

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

and perhaps a caution to use plenty of napkins when eating

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags explodes, fruit, napkins

If it moos back, it’s too rare anyway

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

then it will try to eat the salad

Thanks, Michelle!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bad, steak, waitress

The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote:

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

“A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.”

(Various)

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags donut, hole, mustard

Not only do they taste bad, but they don’t freeze properly

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

And they only come in that one flavor

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags ice pop, lolly, soy
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