What’s wrong with picture? Computer illiterate?
Computers
Jesus vs the Devil
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.’
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports .
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
‘It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power went out!’
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘That’s not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?’
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES….
Thanks Gary J
Playing with Themes – Please stand by
PLEASE STAND BY
Update: OK kids. I think I’m going to like this theme. It’s very adaptable…once I figure out how to adapt it. A few things:
- The logo (header) will alternate between several that have been submitted so far. Thanks to all who submitted them. (I received one that I couldn’t read so it’s not included. I’ll add more as they come in… if they come in.)
- Ads: I’m working on getting the ads to appear (a necessity)
- Mugshots: I added a page for the mugshots that you requested. (Link at top of page or bottom of sidebar) I just added the first few that I received a while back. I think I’ll post them alphabetically by screen name. I’ll add more as time allows. (It’s time consuming because I have to manually add the pictures.) Please be patient. I want to make sure the theme will work before I spend too much time on that page.
- Old B&P: I put the link to the first B&P in the “About Bits & Pieces” page.
- Recent Comments: Now you can glance to the right and see if there are any new comments and read a little of the latest ones.
- Favicon: I’ve added a favicon to the page. I tried using one with the arch that I designed, but it didn’t work. This tiny pic of me seemed to work though. So that’s it for now.
As always, your suggestions are appreciated.
Please be patient as we try out and modify the layout.
Wireless car mouse
“Cruise the Web in Style” with Car Mouse Wireless Optical Mouse with USB receiver utilizing the latest RF and optical technology. These unique mice are high performance accessories with 800-dpi resolution for enhanced accuracy and precision movement. PC and Mac compatible. Car Mouse designs have the look of a replica automobile and the functionality of the best pointing devices on the market. The functioning headlights and smooth lines give the car a realistic look and feel. A must have for car enthusiasts and collectors.
$49.95 here
I’m betting my friend Bob will get one of these if he doesn’t already have one.
Thanks Michelle B
