Mike

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, a friend of mine and his wife went into town and visited a shop.

When they came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. They went up to him and said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

He ignored them and continued writing the ticket.

My friend called him an “asshole” . He glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So his wife called him a “shit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more they abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then their bus arrived, and they got on it and went home.

thanks, John Miller (RIP)