Mike - Bits & Pieces - Page 359

They don’t make comedians like they used to

January 25, 2025January 2, 2025 by Mike

George was certainly one of a kind

What is this world coming to?

January 25, 2025January 2, 2025 by Mike

probably like biting into cardboard

Dear radio stations of the world

January 24, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

and associated deejays

thanks, Chef!

santa using his “elfie stick”

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

for when dealing with a “short” depth of field

wait, Santa did what exactly?

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

I’d check the consistency of the “coal” for squishy feels

Thanks, Scott!

and tip your servers well

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

and all service industry workers

found my christmas stripper name

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

now all I need is a convincing wig

This is just wrong. so very wrong

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

Oat MILK? There is no Oat Nipple, how can there be milk?

Thanks, Melissa!

I’m pretty sure someone will still be offended

January 25, 2025January 1, 2025 by Mike

the gift that keeps on giving, you heathen.

Asks the inquisitive dinosaur

December 24, 2024 by Mike

there’s a slight gap between the Cretaceous period and Roman times