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If it moos back, it’s too rare anyway

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

then it will try to eat the salad

Thanks, Michelle!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags bad, steak, waitress

Eighteen pounds total and he’s up in a tree?

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

Not to mention what’s gonna happen when Mama bird returns

via

Categories .Funny, Retro Tags camcorder, throwback, tree 1 Comment

I’ll get on a diet one day. Today’s not that day

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

and tomorrow’s not looking good either

(various)

Categories .Funny, Medical Tags scale, wait, weight 1 Comment

And the “Five Second Rule” doesn’t matter with a two second dog

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

And if the Roomba beats you to it, that’s how they gain Sentience

Via

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags dog, roomba, second rule

The motto for chefs all around the world

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

it’s a thankless job for sure

Thanks, Chef!!

Categories .Funny, Jobs Tags ass, feed, kiss

that was the cutest example of “Nope”

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

I’m surprised the cat made it that far

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags footprint, nope, snow

In New Jersey they call a u-turn “Bang a Yewey”

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

But seriously, who has heard of “Whipping Shitties”?

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Cars / trucks Tags DONUTS, minnesota, uturn 4 Comments

I am currently in the middle of the Caribbean

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

and may not have the greatest of wifi on this cruise, so here’s another dump of what I view as obvious things – or what I like to call “NSS”; No Shit Sherlock!

(Various)

Categories .Funny, Hump Day Dump Tags Duh, No Shit Sherlock, Obvious

bits and pieces hump day picture dump dirty BAKERS dozen

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

there’s an extra meme this week. You can decide which one it is

(Various)

Categories .Funny, Hump Day Dump Tags dump, hump, picture

The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote:

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

“A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.”

(Various)

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags donut, hole, mustard
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