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Mike

what does the bottom one taste like?

December 21, 2024 by Mike

wheelchair grease, perhaps?

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags drink, fountain, handicap

someone would still have to make some

December 21, 2024 by Mike

unless they were waiting for someone to make some

thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags coffee, level, pot 1 Comment

just don’t shoot the messenger

December 21, 2024 by Mike

or string me up by my nostrils

Thanks, DJ!

(go after him instead, please)

Categories .Funny, Sex Tags children, first, women

as i am in upstate New york and -10f

December 21, 2024 by Mike

Aside from setting myself on fire, cannot wait to be in Spain for Easter

via

Categories .Funny, Weather Tags cold, freezing, not fun 2 Comments

things you do not want to hear in the bedroom

December 21, 2024 by Mike

Or when discussing portion sizes at the restaurant

via

Categories .Funny, Advertising Tags food, love, tiny

Subtle signs you’re in the wrong neighborhood

December 21, 2024 by Mike

Things you won’t find on Zillow or RedFin

(Various)

Categories .Funny, Statistics Tags bargains, real estate, shopping

Try it Before You Buy it?

December 20, 2024 by Mike

I guess they liked it enough to buy quite a few it seems

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags canned, grocery, opened

You COULD have bought it in town, but at multiple stores

December 20, 2024 by Mike

And I like the “One Stop Shop” Convenience myself

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories Holidays, shopping Tags online, people, stores

The fun part is determining who is more angry – the teller or the squirrels

December 20, 2024 by Mike

Then you MUST do inside as a regular customer to see the rest of the drama

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags bank, squirrel 1 Comment

I wonder if he tasted like cookies?

December 20, 2024 by Mike

Probably came up a little short on the calorie intake

via

Categories Animals, Internet Tags dwarf, funny, taste 1 Comment
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