Two hunters, somewhere in the woods – at one point one of them drops on the ground, breathless and with his eyes closed. The other one pulls his cell phone and calls the ambulance.
– My friend died. What should I do? He screams into the phone.
The calm voice at the other end replies:
– Please calm down. I will help you. First of all, please make sure that he is indeed dead.
A moment of complete silence, and then a laud “bang!”.
– OK, he is dead now! What next?
I like this joke 😀
It was elected as the funniest joke in the world in an international humour study conducted by British social researchers (last year, I believe).
Sarah?